REC

I'm tracking you
right now.

(This is exactly what your store can't do)

Andrew • ConversionGeek.com347 Stores Fixed • $8.4M Found

Your Google Analytics is blind.

I'll install eyes that see everything.

$4,997 - Only taking 5 clients this month

or keep scrolling to see what you're missing ↓

01 / THE VISIBILITY PROBLEM

Scroll Pattern:

You're reading careful.

(You're evaluating, not browsing)

Your Google Analytics shows NONE of this.

It can't tell you:

  • Who's about to buy vs just browsing
  • Why people hover but don't click
  • Which micro-moments kill conversions
  • Where exactly trust breaks down

I see everything. Your store sees nothing.

That blindness costs you $10k-50k every month.

Still skeptical? Let me prove it ↓

02 / THE SIGNAL VS. THE NOISE
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THE NOISE

Your Current Analytics

  • → "1,000 people visited" Cool story. Which ones wanted to buy?
  • → "3% converted" What about the other 97%? Why'd they leave?
  • → "Mobile traffic is up" Great. Are they buying or just browsing?
  • (Useless vanity metrics that don't make you money)
THE SIGNAL

Revenue Intelligence

  • "73% rage-click 'Add to Cart'" → Fix: Button wasn't working on Safari. $18k/mo recovered.
  • "Mobile: 89% can't find shipping info" → Fix: Add floating sticky banner. +$24k/mo.
  • "$38 = free shipping trigger point" → Fix: Show progress bar. +$31k/mo AOV lift.
  • "3rd product photo kills trust" → Fix: Remove low-res image. +14% conversion.
  • (Specific, actionable insights that print money)

The difference? About $127k/year on average.

That's conservative. Many clients see $200k+ in year one.

Real Client Text

From a DTC founder, 2 weeks after install:

"Holy sh*t, I just watched someone almost buy 5 times. I see exactly why they didn't. Fixing it now."

That's the power of seeing everything.

(She found a $47k/yr bug in 12 minutes)

03 / THE SYSTEM

The Old Way vs. The New Way

One command center that actually works

The Old Way: 5 Disconnected Tools. Zero Insights.

Google Analytics
(configured wrong)
Shopify Analytics
(basic at best)
Facebook Pixel
(probably broken)
Email platform
(silo'd data)
Heatmap tool
(never check it)

The New Way: One Command Center.

MY 7-DAY PROTOCOL:

1
Days 1-3

The Radar.

  • Identity Resolution
  • Cross-Device Stitching
2
Days 4-5

The Command Center.

  • 5 Custom Dashboards
  • Real-Time Revenue Alerts
3
Days 6-7

The Handoff.

  • 2-Hour Training
  • You become dangerous
"
"We spent $50k on consultants who gave us reports. Andrew spent 3 hours setting up real analytics. Now WE see problems before they cost us money. First month: Found $73k in quick fixes ourselves."

— Michael R., Outdoor Gear Brand ($2.4M/yr)

After 7 days, you'll never be blind again.

"Best $5k I've spent. Found $200k in revenue in 60 days. Now I can't unsee the problems. It's like having X-ray vision for my business." — Sarah K., Fashion Brand

04 / WHO THIS IS FOR

Is this for you?

Be honest. I only work with people I can actually help.

Perfect Fit

You're ready if:

  • $50k+ monthly revenue Enough data to matter. Enough revenue to invest in growth.
  • 1,000+ monthly visitors Need volume to spot patterns and test improvements.
  • Tired of guessing what's broken You know something's wrong. You just can't see what.
  • Want to own your insights Done with paying consultants to tell you what to fix.
  • Ready to be data-driven (really) Not just talk about it. Actually use data to make decisions.
Not a Fit

Don't waste your time if:

  • Under $20k/month revenue Not enough volume to justify the investment yet.
  • Less than 500 visitors/month Need more traffic before analytics matter.
  • "We know our customers" Then you don't need this. (Spoiler: You don't.)
  • Happy with Google Analytics Great! Stick with it. Seriously.
  • Looking for magic bullets This is work. You have to use the insights.

Still not sure? Let's talk.

(Not a sales call - just making sure I can actually help you)

05 / THE INVESTMENT

What you invest vs what you get

One-time setup that pays for itself in weeks

5 Spots Left

Full Revenue Intelligence System

$4,997$9,000

One-time investment. ROI avg: 47 days

  • Complete behavioral analytics setup Mixpanel/Heap configured perfectly
  • 5 custom dashboards Built for your exact business model
  • 2-hour training session Learn to spot $10k+ issues in minutes
  • 30 days of Slack support Direct access to me, not a VA
  • Quarterly check-ins for 1 year Make sure you're maximizing value

Optional Monthly Monitoring

$497/month
  • Weekly insight reports
  • Dashboard maintenance
  • New test recommendations
  • Competitive intelligence updates

(Most clients don't need this after month 3)

Cost Comparison

  • Mixpanel consultants:$15,000+
  • CRO agencies:$5,000/mo
  • Hiring an analyst:$90k/yr
  • Lost revenue (staying blind):$120k-600k/yr
100% Confidence Guarantee

I find $50k in annualized revenue opportunities in 30 days, or I refund 100%.

Zero risk. You either make money or get your money back.

06 / FAQ

Questions I get asked

Real answers, no BS

"How is this different from Google Analytics?"

GA shows what happened. This shows WHY it happened and WHAT to do about it. GA says "1,000 visitors." This says "327 almost bought but rage-clicked your broken checkout button on mobile."

"Can't I just install Mixpanel myself?"

You can install it. You can't configure it properly. 90% of self-installed Mixpanel setups track the wrong things and miss the insights that matter. The difference? About $100k/year in missed opportunities.

"What if I don't have time to look at dashboards?"

The alerts tell you when to look. The dashboards tell you what to fix. 15 minutes/week to find $10k+ in revenue leaks. Most clients check Monday mornings, spot an issue, fix it by Wednesday.

"Do you do the optimization work too?"

I teach you to fish. Most clients want to own this themselves. But yes, if you want done-for-you optimization work, that's $5k/month after the setup. (Warning: you'll get addicted to finding your own wins.)

07 / START

Got a question first?

Text me: 555-0123

Or just get started:

15-minute discovery call. Zero pressure.

Only 5 Clients This Month

Book Your Free Discovery Call

STEP 1/3

First, what's your store URL?

THE GUARANTEE:

You'll find $50k in fixable revenue in 30 days or get a full refund plus I'll fix your analytics for free.

3 spots left.

"I only wish I'd done this 6 months earlier. The ROI is stupid good." - James T.